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Is it a metaphor for something deeply inappropriate
In an age where every gadget claims to be "the future of television"
and you avoid contracting herpes
and of course
The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket T-Shirt Color:Light Pink Is it a metaphor forIntroducing the most boldly philosophical t shirt youll ever wear. This design boldly declares: The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket. Because lets be honest, if you're strolling around with nothing but your birthday suit, theres literally nothing for a pickpocket to take. No wallet, no phone, no shame. Just pure, unfiltered freedom. This shirt is the perfect way to say, I live life fearlesslyor maybe just I have absolutely no personal belongings worth